Tuesday, June 05, 2007

It is said that every day, Armageddon is only just averted by complete luck, and by completely random people. Interesting.

Today on the bus, I detected not one but two explosive devices on board. Out to ruin my fun again. Thankfully I was able to phase the explosions into a neighbouring dimension. My agents also scouted no less than three snipers along the road to my destination - goes to show the merits of planning ahead, and sitting in the middle of the bus.

And it did not end at that, no. At the location, some embedded spy tried to reverse the direction of the escalator I was on, attempting to throw me to my untimely death. Psionics rendered the circuits melted and unresponsive, which is more than I can say for the poor sod's brain. Finally, another attempt at poison gas, a rather subtle concoction of K7 - I suppose I'm more or less immune to it now

As I lament the state of assassination attempts today, no doubt some fool is staking out the hill behind me, trying to get a bead on my head. I'm afraid whoever it is failed to notice Eek, sleeping in a tree as usual.

One more for the coroner, gentlemen. Do prepare the necessary papers.

C, out.