Tuesday, November 13, 2007

"About 120 years ago, Mme. Cadolle figured out that it made more sense for women's breasts to be suspended from above than cantilevered from beneath. That is, she invented bra straps. so instead of walking around wearing the lingerie equivalent of the London Bridge, women could slide themselves into a Golden Gate. This was a huge relief - as anyone who has worn a strapless bra can tell you - because the London Bridge pretty much always falls down."

Haha oh gods, in Time magazine, no less.