Saturday, December 22, 2007

Hello hello, I am your job applicant.

I pilot anti-gravity racing craft for a hobby. Previous satisfied employers include EG-X Technologies, Japan based AG Systems International, and more recently Federal European Industrial Science And Research (FEISAR). Reflexes and spatial awareness are top notch.

I also kill dragons. Big, ugly, evil, mean dragons. They always seem to drop a useful piece of loot or two, which I use to kill even bigger dragons. You could say I would be adept at ascending the corporate ladder.

Did I mention I was a team player? I've lead the Ancients to their 37th consecutive victory against the Scourge.

In this grey world, I'm sure many of us are overqualified for the jobs we eventually seek to obtain. I never let my schooling interfere with my education, and I'm not going to let that education culminate in me becoming a pencil pusher or just another cubicle rat.

But of course, I'm a world class procrastinator as well. Because how exactly I'm not going to let that happen, I'm still deciding how. Vexations!