Tuesday, February 05, 2008

They should serve Koko Krunch for breakfast in the army. This is actually a very good idea. Not only does it have a great chocolatey taste, an entire platoon of men eating Koko Krunch is quite possibly the most emasculating thing in existence. Good to dampen those silly male egos, source of nearly all the trouble in the world. My fellow men, I'm disappointed in you!

That said, NS is going to be really boring, possibly the most irksome experience I will go through in my entire life. Physical activity, authoritarian atmosphere, no air conditioning, hell where do I sign up?!

Now If I were dense and illogical, I could at least comfort myself with little lies about how I'm growing up or learning life skills. Nope, can't do it.

Heh heh, if only it were that easy.